We’ve heard a lot of car and driving jokes over the years so we thought we’d share some of the best… and worst! Feel free to share your favourite with us.
A lorry has just overturned on the M6 loaded with Vicks vapour rub.
Police have said there will be no congestion for eight hours.
What happens when a frog parks in a no-parking space?
It gets toad away.
What is Scotland’s friendliest motorway?
What did the jack say to the car?
“Can I give you a lift?”
The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses.
What do you call a car that likes to dance?
What does Woody say when he walks into a German car dealership?
I’ve never once been able to explain my car trouble to a mechanic without resorting to sound effects.
What is the most tired part of your car?
The exhaust pipe.